{"title":"Horror Haiku","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"horror-haiku-ebook","title":"Horror Haiku [Ebook]","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-tagline\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHorror Haiku will make you want to sleep with the lights on\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-description-box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for a Chilling Read?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHorror Haiku Will Make You Want to Sleep With the Lights On\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis poetry collection has 500 tiny horror stories and is not for the faint of heart. Inside, you will find both ferocious creatures and human monsters. You will discover new phobias. Reading this haiku may give you the sensation that the walls are closing in, that your house is full of sinister, unexplained noises, and that the spider you lost track of is in your bed. Proceed at your own risk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach poem is like a mini horror story. As one fan put it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Jason's work is wonderfully disturbing.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet Your Copy of Horror Haiku Right Now!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Weirdo Poetry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42237930176595,"sku":"HORRORHAI-TW002","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/7095\/9187\/files\/9_71cb90e5-e105-4842-b355-5718c3213859.jpg?v=1772044242"},{"product_id":"horror-haiku-paperback","title":"Horror Haiku [Paperback]","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-tagline\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eHorror Haiku will make you want to sleep with the lights on\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-description-box\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Inter, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eLooking for a Chilling Read?\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eHorror Haiku Will Make You Want to Sleep With the Lights On\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eThis poetry collection has 500 tiny horror stories and is not for the faint of heart. Inside, you will find both ferocious creatures and human monsters. You will discover new phobias. Reading this haiku may give you the sensation that the walls are closing in, that your house is full of sinister, unexplained noises, and that the spider you lost track of is in your bed. Proceed at your own risk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eEach poem is like a mini horror story. As one fan put it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\"Jason's work is wonderfully disturbing.\"\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\"\u003eGet Your Copy of Horror Haiku Right Now!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Jason McBride","offers":[{"title":"Perfect Bound","offer_id":42989224427603,"sku":"9619823000022","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/7095\/9187\/files\/9619823000022.jpg?v=1756249962"}],"url":"https:\/\/weirdopoetry.shop\/collections\/horror-haiku.oembed","provider":"Weirdo Poetry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}